May 2013
LETTER TO FUTURE ME
wholockdoeswhatitwants:
onehellofasuperwhomerlockavenger:
poco-loki:
DEAR ASSHOLE,
I ASSUME THAT THEY HAVE INVENTED TIME TRAVEL BY NOW AND I AM WONDERING WHY THE FUCK YOU HAVE NOT YET RETURNED TO MY HOUSE IN 2013 WITH THE DVD BOXSET OF SERIES 3 OF SHERLOCK. STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME, FUCKFACE. I EXPECT BETTER OF YOU.
SINCERELY,
PAST YOU.
Maybe it hasnt come out yet
Maybe it hasn’t come...
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His...
repelo-muggletum:
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
madturbating:
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
whovenger-hiddlebatch-lock:
swedeeners:
rhinozilla:
Jensen Ackles is known as ‘the short one’ relative to Jared Padalecki.
Jensen Ackles is taller than Benedict Cumberbatch.
I just…I feel confused and lied to.
my mind immediately attempts to picture Martin Freeman next to Jared Padalecki
here i drew it for you
