why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes
are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law
probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.
THIS IS ALL I THOUGHT ABOUT TODAY
When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it
That gif is the most perfect thing in the world
at first you think it’s frozen but then you see it… Robert Downey jr clapping in the middle
sex is so weird like hey let me stick my rock hard limb into ur tiny hole and then slam into you repeatedly because i love you
DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS??????
idk man i think its pronounced gif
imagine how is touch the sky
Dammit, Moon Moon!
if this gets 500,000 notes my mom will buy me the thing
is that john green
its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school.
ok but the grate your butter one though
How does Jared Padalecki even work
I mean he’s so tall and has broad shoulders and is all muscular and shit
And then you look at his face and it’s made of sunshine
And he has this stupid smile that makes everyone smile and be happy and believe the world is a better place
And uGH NO
Lemony Snicket (via sweetfilledcorner)
OKAY, SO, MY DAD COMES IN AND HANDS ME A LETTER TODAY AND HE WAS LIKE “well I don’t know what’s happening but I’m pretty sure this is for you” AND THIS IS WHAT HE HANDS ME:
so naturally I OPEN IT.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO FIND
someone legitimately took the time and money to write out this letter EXACTLY as it appears in Goblet of Fire, and COVER IT IN STAMPS. THEY EVEN SEALED IT WITH WAX.
I DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK DID THIS
WHAT IS HAPPENING
The Kingdom Hearts fandom at its finest.